Dirty Old Town

Salford. A shit hole, dirty like a tramp's unwiped arse.

Wish I hadn't been born here, wish I'd been able to find a way out.

Not a place to live in, a place to leave - so kudos to you, our Ian.

Former main industries - docks and prostitution

Present main industries - dealing, thieving, and signing on.

Function of Public Services - to facilitate jihad and divert resources from the indigenous poor to sleek greedy incomers.

Public Services controlled by: the usual coven of troskiist entryists and Gramscian Whores of the Caliphate.

The only help the Poor ever found was from themselves, and the Socialists destroyed that culture of mutual self-help and self-improvement more thoroughly than the Right ever did. The Right acted from self-interest and was happy to cream talent from the Poor, but bourgeois socialists simply stripped out mutuality, pride in self and culture, and aspiration, and replaced it with self-hate, "relevance", and dependency - dependency on an administration staffed and run by they themselves for their own resentful egomaniacal ends.

Bunch of turds.